Matt Gifford aka coldfumonkeh | Consultant Developer
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Classic quotes (part I)

Mar 4, 2009

Yesterday morning in the office:

Joe: "Hey, are you coming to pub this evening after work for a quick drink?"

Me: "I can't tonight. I'm going scuba diving"

** blank stares and looks of disbelief from around the office **

Me: "Honestly. I know it sounds like a lame exuse, but I AM going scuba diving"

Joe: "Ok. I'll be down the pub for a few, as soon as I finish my rock climbing class"


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